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Drop some friends off at the pool 

To take a shit. There is no indication as to how severe of a shit but it is usually assumed to be a short one considering the context the phrase is used.
Dude, I'll be over in a bit. I just gotta drop some friends off at the pool first.

Making Fiends

One of the last awesome shows Nick has. Was aired in 2008, and cancelled after six episodes because Nick sucks.
I was watching Making Fiends on DVD today, then I turned on Nicktoons, and they were airing Fanboy And ChumChum.
Making Fiends by IDon'tFeelLikeIt. September 29, 2012

Fried pickles 

Means to call the police on a pedophile. Predator Catchers use the term when they want the police called to come make an arrest.
When will my fried pickles be here?
Fried pickles by J. M. Wall January 3, 2022

Friender Bender 

According to Dodger this is a glutenous endeavour with ones best friends.
Let's go on a Friender bender and get some mediocre chilli!!
Friender Bender by Friender_99 June 24, 2012

just friends 

when you fall in love with someone, say your best friend, and it doesn't work out because you're her "Friend". to her, you're just friends.
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

"just friends" example from bash.org
just friends by bwoken September 8, 2008

friendcest 

Friendcest. Noun. The act of interdating among a cliche or crowd of friends. Also dating a friend's ex. or sibling.
Alt. spelling: frencest.

Analogy:
Friends:Friendcest::Family:incest

Friendcestuous. Adj. describing a group of friends who have all dated each other, each other's exes, and each other's family members or an individual in said group. A small dating pool, the equivalent of a small gene pool.

You: I can't believe she is dating her friend's ex. again. After having dated her friend's brother too!
Me: She loves to commit friendcest.

or

You: Man, that crowd is like a soap opera. They've all hooked up in every possible combination.
Me: How friendcestuous.

or

Me: Be careful before you date him. I hear engages in frencest.
friendcest by mepwave February 18, 2009