northern monkey

one who has a pal that plays ggod pool outwith events that really matter and cheer his every shot

Brad

by Ross McKinness September 18, 2003

reverse spider monkey

This is when the male lays on his back and has his legs raised at the knees and his feet are still flat on the bed. The female lays on top of him in a "reverse cowgirl position". However, when they start the act of sex, the female puts her legs in the same way as he has his. Her legs will not usually reach the bed so they move around.

We were having sex in so many positions. We even did the reverse spider monkey.

by memphis sex fun March 14, 2009

ya fucking monkey

a retarded phrase that people say when they wake someone up or to make people laugh

YA FUCKING MONKEY WAKE UP

by handless April 27, 2009

double monkey fist

the act of forcing both fists into anothers anus, causing a huge goatse hole after about 15 minutes of sustained anal penetration.

Last night she totally ave me the old double monkey fist routine!

by Sam Steine November 21, 2003

monkey fag break

To have a wank

by monkey fag break August 08, 2003

Dizzy Spider Monkey

the male lies on his back fully errect, the female spreads her vaginal lips, as if to resemble the wings of a spider monkey, spins around in circles real fast till shes dizzy then attempts to pounce on the males member, if she misses it could result in alot of pain for each partner, but thats the risk u take to try and pull off such a maneuver

We went back to my place and she performed the Dizzy Spider Monkey

by Wacker of Whales June 14, 2010

little red monkey

An evil world dominating monkey that lives at kitta.net

"The little red monkey told me he would spare me if I helped him take over the world"

by kitta April 14, 2004