Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018

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2 minutes to midnight

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The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

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Team Fortress 2

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something fun that includes 2 people

it's a way to say sex in a more not straight to the point way, as the person sometimes doesn't know what it is, and is confused.

Person 1: Now that we are together, let's do something fun that includes 2 people...
Person 2: Duelo maestro?
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