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Funky Rock

Usually "da Funky Rock." VA term for crack cocaine, popularized on black t-shirts with white or silver writing. Often seen alongside kalumpted .
Seriously, could you pass the Funky Rock right now, please? I need to get kalumpted.
by P. Colot July 23, 2004
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Rocking Peter

Hard penis, erect bulge, horny man, dong , cock ready to penetrate and fuck a hole.
Look at you bro you got a rocking peter in a public bathroom!
by Thatbulgeman August 7, 2020
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Rock star

Someone who draws unnecessary attention to themselves.

A total mess
The rock star in the parking lot is dancing on the car.
by jocks July 3, 2014
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rock-solidness

To have stability.
Thank you for your 'rock-solidness' today.
by Galahadoc April 2, 2009
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Rock and stone

A phrase with infinite meanings but not to be used in the memorial hall.
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home.
Engineer: rock and stone
Driller: rock and stone to the bone
Gunner: rock and stone YEAAAAAAH
by Mission controller March 14, 2024
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Plymouth Rock

The first shit you take after digesting Thanksgiving dinner. Usually very dense due to overeating, bordering on a blockage either due to size or consistency, (see: ‘mustard plug’) which prompts a gastrointestinal journey of epic proportions whilst trying to expel. The panic and fright felt during the initial urge to go is akin to the uncertainty the voyagers of the Mayflower must have felt before spotting land. Once the amalgamation of turkey, ham, stuffing etc begins to pass the event horizon of the anus, hope is restored, just like the settlers had when they finally reached the promised land.
“This year I’m thankful I made it to the bathroom on time to drop a plymouth rock.”

“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”

“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”
by But Sects November 22, 2023
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rock

Yo, i'm bout to rock his ass when i see him.
by ArkAngel NS76 April 16, 2016
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