I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito

(idiomatic, Southern US) To engage in/attempt to engage in sexual activity by means of doxxing the already married man who caused your gay awakening.

Term originally created in 1945 by Albert Einstein.

“I told you!” Gabriel said, “I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito!”
“You whore! You promised me last time you would stop! I’m breaking up with you!”

by albyeinstein April 10, 2022

That friend that forgets his password to his phone

The friend that forgets the password the his phone and doesn't know how to get it opened and is constantly locking the phone for 5-10-15 minutes and even a hour. Life hack don't forget your password to your phone 📱

That friend that forgets his password to his phone

by Small man January 11, 2021

National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day

On October 22nd you have the right to your shortest friend across the face

Did you hear that tomorrow is National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day!

by Cap'nCrunch69 October 17, 2021

National Slap Your Short Friend Day

December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!

Have fun slapping those little pests!

Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"

Amanda "JOE N-"

Joe "slaps her"

by Idklol1790 December 14, 2022

Complain About Your Asshole Friend Day

June 27 is the national day of complaining about your asshole friends.

Dude I can't wait for Complain about your asshole friend day, Dave is being such a dickhead.

by Oliver Horowitz & Hannah Nichols June 28, 2006

Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend

Lovely person who is not judgemental or deceptive. An inspiration to us all.

...no comment

by Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend August 4, 2003

national ask your best friend out

Ask your best friend that you have a crush out day!

You: “hey how you doing” keep it simple like friend related then wait for them to respond them:“hey,I’m doing good how about you”you: “I’m doing good can I tell you something? Them: “yes what is it?” You: do I have this crush but don’t know how to tell him/her” them: “just tell him/her that you like them” you: ok then I like you and I have feelings for you!” It’s national ask your best friend out day!!

by Emma rancagua November 13, 2020