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I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito

(idiomatic, Southern US) To engage in/attempt to engage in sexual activity by means of doxxing the already married man who caused your gay awakening.

Term originally created in 1945 by Albert Einstein.
“I told you!” Gabriel said, “I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito!”
“You whore! You promised me last time you would stop! I’m breaking up with you!”
by albyeinstein April 10, 2022
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That friend that forgets his password to his phone

The friend that forgets the password the his phone and doesn't know how to get it opened and is constantly locking the phone for 5-10-15 minutes and even a hour. Life hack don't forget your password to your phone 📱
That friend that forgets his password to his phone
by Small man January 11, 2021
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give your friend named gabby a hug

October 24 is give your friend named gabby a hug day. this means that if you have a friend named gabby, give her a hug. it might cheer her up if she is having a bad day.
you: hey gabby do you want a hug?
gabby:sure why not

give your friend named gabby a hug:this means that if you have a friend named gabby, give her a hug. it might cheer her up if she is having a bad day.
by sheep-a-corn October 24, 2019
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National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day

On October 22nd you have the right to your shortest friend across the face
Did you hear that tomorrow is National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day!
by Cap'nCrunch69 October 17, 2021
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National Slap Your Short Friend Day

December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!

Have fun slapping those little pests!
Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"

Amanda "JOE N-"

Joe "slaps her"
by Idklol1790 December 14, 2022
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Complain About Your Asshole Friend Day

June 27 is the national day of complaining about your asshole friends.
Dude I can't wait for Complain about your asshole friend day, Dave is being such a dickhead.
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