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dirty nerd

The act of taking a deuce on someone's chair usually an unliked teacher or co-worker and then throwing a book over the poo and leaving the work of art for the person to discover.
I totally dirty nerded her...I can't wait to see her expression when she finds out.

I just gave the best dirty nerd to President Obama...take that socialistic healthcare.
by smirnoff1264 April 17, 2010
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Dirty Arabella

The action of one tying and blindfolding a partner before pleasuring them and secretly eating chocolate at the same time
by Cheesybeansy April 18, 2020
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dirty tania

Selecting the most expensive prosecco available and pleasuring yourself with the bottle whilst administering felatio
As she gave me a Dirty Tania last night, the cork popped and there was sweet sticky stuff everywhere...
by BadMan666! April 22, 2020
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Dirty pedro

When you let a girl grow her pubes so long so that you can trim them with a lawnmower, after she’s shaven clean you take a shit on her now smooth crotch and smear it all over. Once the shit is smeared sufficiently you cum inside her screaming the word jalapeño
She was so gorgeous hombre, I gave her a dirty pedro
by Jajajajahadds January 20, 2020
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Dirty Coconuts

The outcome of poor ass wiping skills resulting in shit on a man's balls.
"Kyle": Dude, I have shit on my balls!

"Steve": Dirty Coconuts!
by NK-1 April 20, 2007
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dirty gibbs

Pulling the roughest girls going and being proud of it.
by Aidan Mcguire March 13, 2008
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Dirty Rani

A shemale that believes if they can catch a unicorn and have sex with it, they will have magical pussy powers.
She gave him a dirty rani for his birthday.
by BroncoBux March 31, 2020
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