National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day

Piss all over your friend who is 5’7 on October 23rd.

National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day :
Friend: “it’s October 23rd, you know what that means”
Friend 2: “No.. I won’t let you..”
*sprays and prays*

by Google Calendar October 18, 2021

fuck my friends behind my shoulder

it means that somebodies partner is cheating. it can also mean someone is spreading rumours it's also used in the song DoReMi.

nick: what amy? you just fuck my friends behind my shoulder!

by nickwhosegirlfriendcheated December 21, 2017

Grab Your Best Friends Ass Week

Any week of a month you and your best friends can grab each others ass when ever you all want. But only on grab your best friends ass week

bestie, it’s grab your best friends ass week

by lortimmydadon September 1, 2021

National Slap Your Short Friend Day

December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!

Have fun slapping those little pests!

Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"

Amanda "JOE N-"

Joe "slaps her"

by Idklol1790 December 14, 2022

National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day

On October 22nd you have the right to your shortest friend across the face

Did you hear that tomorrow is National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day!

by Cap'nCrunch69 October 17, 2021

Complain About Your Asshole Friend Day

June 27 is the national day of complaining about your asshole friends.

Dude I can't wait for Complain about your asshole friend day, Dave is being such a dickhead.

by Oliver Horowitz & Hannah Nichols June 28, 2006

Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend

Lovely person who is not judgemental or deceptive. An inspiration to us all.

...no comment

by Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend August 4, 2003