Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.

Oh hey! Did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper last night!?

by Morehoes May 29, 2018

Dim eyes

It's another word for sun glasses

Dim eyes are worn outdoors when the sun is out

by Dr Lifestyle May 31, 2018

slut eyes

When a group of friends is out and about and they see a dog with some real What A Chad like behaviour, so they have to shame the dog by making a comment loud enough that the owner can hear it and carry the shame of the dog.

Person 1: Ew, that dog has total slut eyes.

Person 2: Ew, yeah gross

by MissCathM June 3, 2018

Houdini eyes

The look on a girl's face who has no interest in you and is looking to escape the conversation. This typically includes looking at other guys, looking at her phone or pretending she is trying to read a sign off in the distance.

This douchey guy was chatting me up at the bar last night, but i had no interest. I put on my Houdini eyes and starting checking out the bar tender. He got the hint and left.

by Duece79 June 4, 2018

Asshole eyes

Asshole eyes is when the skin around the eyearea is notiably darker than the rest of the face, resembling the darker skin surrounding most people’s assholes(unless they be bleaching dat thang)

Damn Felicia, have you ever heard of concealer? Your asshole eyes are popping!

by Barbiegirl91 May 21, 2018

Dog Eyeing

When you stare down a potential mate as if you were reinforcing your role as the alpha to a k9 companion. Follow through and success requires you to persevere and remain eye contact, make the potential late look away first. If he/she looks back and smiles, go in to close the deal. If the target gives you a strange look, consider smiling next time.

Man, I was dog eyeing that chick and that's how I knew she wanted to share her lollipop.

by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018

Dog Eyeing

The act of staring down a potential mate as if you were establishing yourself as the alpha to a k9 companion. Success in the act comes from perseverance... being the last to look away. If he or she looks away and looks back with a smile, go in and close the deal. If the target looks back strangely, consider smiling more next time.

I knew that girl wanted me to come over and share her lollipop because I was dog eyeing her and she smiled.

by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018