Monster under the bed

When you are banging a chick and you are going to nut too fast so you start eating her out and bust under the bed without her knowing. You continue to eat her out until you recharge and can start banging again.

“Yo, i was with Sarah last night. It was so good i had to monster under the bed.”

by Thebigkahuna98 March 2, 2026

Marriage-under-the-sun

1. Originally a trible marriage, under the son/sun, God and family.

2. Love at first sight

3. Tribe of people (gangs/motorcycle club...) marriage fraud. Call RCMP or state trooper. This is bride trafficking, and sometimes gang initiation.

4. Delusional masterbatory fantasy.

I Married Marlena Trump in a Marriage-under-the-sun.

by Modern Women March 9, 2026

《¤》Underall《¤》overall《¤》Underall《¤》

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《¤》Underall《¤》overall《¤》Underall《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

Captain Underpants Is Mike Ostroski

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Captain Underpants Is Mike Ostroski

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025

over/under

(phrase): a way to humble someone by asking if they surpass a specific, often low, threshold

“over/under 0.5 D1 offers?”

by lexiconartist0 February 28, 2025

`~`Under Wraps Wraps`~`

`~`Under Wraps Wraps`~`

`~`Under Wraps Wraps`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Kentucky Underducker

A depraved and wildly specific sex act involving fried chicken grease, a reversible Snuggie™, and at least one consenting party pretending to be Colonel Sanders. Typically performed in the deep South during thunderstorms or after a family reunion gets weird.

A form of emotional sabotage in which you lure someone into a fake kink scenario, then reveal mid-act that it’s actually a multi-level marketing scheme for hot sauce.

Bro I went over to her trailer for some light petplay and left covered in gravy, emotionally broken, and $80 into a buffalo sauce pyramid scheme."
"Damn, you got Kentucky Underduckered.

by OMWTFYB but Better April 2, 2025