god doug it

Captain chug it always fuckin them bitches stealing them riches burnin through witches, a stylish G named by the people loved by all never shall he fall into anything but good pussy!

Nice meth pipe god doug it and I dig it too!

by The Pit Monster June 18, 2022

God

(n.) The reason I passed math.

like seriously dude, idk how i passed math, thanks God <3

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

God slam it

Asking god to slam whatever you are mad at instead of damning it

god slam it

by xvottic April 6, 2023

god

lily therese wilson-starr

lily has a god complex

let’s go worship lily

let me be god for a day - lily
in my humble option which is i humble because i am the best - lily

by nashinoodle October 19, 2021

Gay God

A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.

Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.

One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.

In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.

Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?

Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.

by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023

I RELY ON GOD!

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Hym "Is that ACTUALLY what he said? 'I RELY ON GOD!'? Because IF NOT... You had 8 years to stop that Megyn. Who are you protecting by doing this Meg? Who are they dying for? Not for your kids. It isn't protecting your kids. You're not doing it FOR your kids. At this point they are dying to get m eto KILL your kids. Really. What is the point of this? TO PRESERVE YOUR OWN SOLIPSISM! So you can walk past the homeless guy as though he wasn't even there. It doesn't matter that they died to you because once they are I the ground the are out of sight and out of mind. It doesn't matter to you if I stab someone's kid because as soon as I do, you can unleash your sadistic fantasies and then act like nothing happened. All you are trying to do is maintain the zoo animal/patron dynamic we have going on here and it is better for everyone if you stop."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

Blue (God of DBL40-02S)

The best of the bestest
Champion of every single league in existence (fack checked trust)
One and only Champion and GOD of DBL40-02S (Toshi i will find you if you don't give this man a zenkai)

“Did you know that Blue (God of DBL40-02S) IS the god of DBL40-02S?”

“Really?”

“No he's just a maggot lol”

by aRandomMonkey April 17, 2024