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Rusty Trump

the man urinates in a golden urinal while ignoring the woman who is kneeling behind him slurping his not so tidy asshole or if tidy ass called a stainless steel trump.
trump is so pompous he ignores being made out with on his asshole its called a rusty trump kids.
by santa mcrape claus December 27, 2021
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Trump Tower

When you are banging a sex worker, but then also unexpectedly her lawyer is fucking you in the ass.
Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.

Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?
by ItsMeJB June 4, 2024
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Trump-spreading

What you do when you are truly desperate to fuck things up even worse—like walking around sick with COVID and spewing everywhere.
I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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Trump

Trump is a strange man with a corn husk glued on top of his otherwise bald head. The wonder at this corn husk somehow amassed him a large enough following to become president of the US.
Person 1: Woah dude, who's that man with a corn husk glued to his head?
Person 2: Oh, that's Trump.
by cheesyAltoids October 17, 2022
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Trumping

Bossman was trumping about how big his dick is.
by BlipBlap128Bit October 27, 2020
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trump

“trump looks like an orange

“i need to take a picture of his tan, and show it to the guy who sprays my fucking deck”
by greyst4r September 1, 2023
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Donald Trump

An incompetent, evil moron that isn't just a regular moron, It's like he's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And 77,284,118 people simultaneously decided to put him in charge of the whole country.
Man, Donald trump is really wrecking my plans to buy a PC this year with all those tariffs.
by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025
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