Cooncil meat

Regular British woman in her 20’s covered in fillers and fake tan, holidays in Marbs & Dubai. Normally dates a dealer with a Range Rover on pcp and keeps him hidden on social media. Rough as they come under the plastic face and behind the social media persona. Often refers themselves as a MUA or asthetics nurse

Check out Shona- Kate over there, hanging with the Botox, proper cooncil meat that one

by Cooncilman December 9, 2025

Meat rail

Doing a line of illicit substance on top of a man's turgid, erect member.

Jacob was trying to do a meat rail on Aidens junk, but he was resisting due to his time at conversion camp.

by AbsoluteChaos December 9, 2025

Meat Matching

When comparing anything to anything, sizing someone up, pocket watching, glazing, etc. Can be used in a negative or positive manner.

Example: 1

Man 1: "Yoooo where'd you get those jeans from? Are those the same ones *INSERT CELEBRITY* was wearing?"
Man 1: "Bro....you MEAT MATCHING RIGHT NOW!!!!"

Example: 2

Girl 1: "Wait...weren't you supposed to be going to the party with Jamal? I saw you on IG flicking it up with everyone BUT HIM!

Girl 2: "Girl, I know you aint inspecting my timeline...MEAT MATCHING and shit!"

by thatguybgreen December 10, 2025

Up meat

To show an someone your package in hopes of wooing them.

Pat was finna up meat on her

- richtapestry.tm

by D.A.44 December 29, 2025

Expendable Meat

The last fucking person I would take advice from.

Navy Seal "Hey! Do you want to learn how to become the best expendable meat you can be!?"

Hym "What? No. I don't consider myself expendable. The fact that you consider ME expendable is dehumanizing and a problem. You self-help garbage are the single worst, most narcissistic people on the planet. I though the celebrity's were bad but I have made and entire 180 on that. You don't have a mindset. You barely have a mind. It's hard to even consider it a mind. Die. Die faster. Actually, kill some kids and THEN die."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

booty stank meat berry

when your friend stinks and you can his there dingle berry

“oh you booty stank meat berry!!”

by booty fart_84 February 12, 2024

Meat Mountain

A Burger from the secret menu of the famous American Fast-food chain Arbys.

Also known as the most atrocious monstrosity known to burger-kind using 6 different meats in 2 buns. These include: Chicken Tenders, ham, turkey, pastrami, roast beef and bacon.)

"Hello welcome to Arbys! What would you like?"
"1 MEAT MOUNTAIN."
"I'm sorry, could you repeat that-"
"MEAT MOUNTAIN."

by TophatOodle February 15, 2024