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hypocritical slut

A slut who is hypocritical. Most of the time fakes anxiety.
Payton is such a hypocritical slut! She says she has anxiety but went to the school dance with no one.
by Paqqie May 2, 2018
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Slut

Wow there such a Brandon

What’s a Brandon?
A slut?
by skidaddledoddle February 13, 2018
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Bakery Slut

A chick that puts a penis through a donut. Also, then sucks on the penis after.
"That girl with the Krispy Kreme Donut, yeah she a BAKERY SLUT!
by Imagoodperson69 September 18, 2018
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Sleeping slut

A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.
I had sex with that sleeping slut last night, but so did my two friends.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016
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Slut

any girls names that starts with an S or A

usually talks to multiple guys and has sex with more then one person in a month
Person 1: Hey you know sage?

Person 2: You mean the slut?
by crack is good November 15, 2019
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Veggie Slut

Often seen as a term of endearment; this word could mean:
1) one who eats a lot of vegetables.
2) a vegetarian who happens to be a slut
3) a playful name for a friend who happens to be a vegetarian
4) someone who eats a wide variety of veggies
Kelsey, the vegetarian, was called a veggie slut after cheating on her boyfriend
by i love turtlez September 29, 2011
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Slut Math

Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female

log((age-10)^69)/18

take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.

take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015
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