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Christ the King

Located in the ye-haw state. After 2020 it became hell. Everyone hates it here and wants to leave bad enough to go to the shit-show Bishop McGuinness that’s invested in druggies and rapists. Oh and don’t forget the favorite lucy-goosy. The tattle tale and snitch of the school. Oh i’m sorry i forgot, the theology teacher banned the word snitch, probably because lucy- goosy cried about it. And don’t forget the awesome teachers that only care about skirt length cause it’s “distracting” when in reality the real distraction is being pulled out of class cause their skirt is to short. Like yes Ms KLB, the guys are going to rape us in a middle school classroom. Those assholes wouldn’t have the nerve and are probably so fucking dumb they couldn’t figure out how! And let’s not ignore the bold-ass sixth graders every year. Those annoying sixies have some nerve. When we were in 6th grade we would’ve literally been put in a trash can for doing what these shitheads do.
by ctk_lover December 2, 2021
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Neruda King

A sad little boy who gets dogged by his girlfriend.
Did you hear Neruda King gets fucked by his girlfriend?
by El papi benito August 18, 2021
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King Konged

Being in a state of complete transcendental kettyness and as high as a ferret in a hot air balloon
Me and stevo bashed 2g's of ket then smoked a philly blunt, I'm king konged mate
by elephantspam January 26, 2019
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King

King: (v.) The act of being unkind or mean; when you act like King
"Did you see that mean message I sent to Styx? I'm so King!"
by atlas.star October 10, 2021
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Nut King

The King of all Nuts (and Bolts)
"Dude, did you call the Nut King yet?"
"He will give us a good time."
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King Of Stars

A man (of any race) who prefers individuals of a mixed background such as Blasian. It is the opposite gendered counterpart to the "Queen of Stars". (a female of any race who prefers individuals of a mixed background).
He is such a king of stars, always chasing after mixed people, almost like a desperate dog

I'm such a king of stars.
by B.J.T April 20, 2025
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Rat King

It's crazy
Thats a rat king You see how it is crazy
by Daddy Kat April 16, 2019
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