PORG POPPING

Bursting your fucking bubble of collecting 100 pennies.

Im bout to PORG POPPING flip the families trying to collect physical copies of video games.

by EddieBrock5 September 3, 2023

funko pop humor

The kind of humor and writing prized by millenials who stopped growing up in 2012 and still think they are edgy and relevant.

Normal speak: Can you get some fuel canisters, so I can restart the generator and get our shields back up. I'll mark your map.

Funko pop humor: Heyyy buddy, great job killing all those mutants and all. Youre really good at that! Shooting things, that is. One problemo, though. As it turns out a bunch of the monsters on this planet are gonna rip our eyes out if we dont get the shields back up. And this is just my opinion, but like thats gonna suck. Not having eyes sounds terrible! Like how am I supposed to read my collection of Bodacious Space Babes without eyes?! So heres my brilliant plan i wrote here on this napkin. Theres this generator thing-y. Following me? And it needs GAS! Who knew?? Mayyyybe, you can go out and fetch some cannisters. Then we can get the generator running, and then our shields will be back up, and we won't be viciously murdered! Doesn't that sound great? I know, right? So, since I did most of the work coming up with the plan, I was thinking you do the last step and get the cannisters. If you see monsters, shoot them in the face or something. Oh and one more tip: try not to get killed. That'll put a wrench in this plan - metaphorically, that is. Not literally. I hate people who misuse the term "literally", it drives me FIGURATIVELY insane. Anyway I'll just be here, cowering in my bunker while you go do that, team badass!

by fucczucc September 5, 2023

Private pop fly

A modified reach around where the rear person fingers the asshole of the front person while the front person jacks off. When they’re about to cum the rear person throws their free hand through the legs and catches the load like a left fielder.

She dove in with the private pop fly like Barry Bonds on in ‘roid rage.

by Team Tucson September 8, 2023

K-Pop

A "music" genre based off of Pop, originated in Korea. Don't be fooled, as it is the worst "musical" genre, and if you listen to it you might start questioning if you're gay or not. The vocals are autotuned to the depths of Hell, and no instruments are used.

- Signed: Maxus, a metalhead who hates on K-Pop.

k-pop sucks

by Maxus69 September 10, 2023

Pop

A pop is term used to describe any person who, knowingly or unknowingly, upholds the principles of hierarchy, most commonly referring to patriarchy.

"Brent just told me that he thinks she was 'asking for it'. He's such a yucky pop!"

by three of eggs September 16, 2023

Pop

When you pack a bong and take the entire bowl in one rip. Pop refers to the sound the cherry makes as it snaps into the downstem. Popularized in northeastern liberal arts colleges.

When you add tobacco to a pop, it becomes a chop.

“Im gonna take a pop, you want one?”
“That is a fat pop”

by ralsin September 17, 2023

Girly Pop

Kocsis Zalán, my boyfriend.

Slayyyyy, Queen shittttt. You're so girly pop.

by WatashinonawaKirayoshikage September 18, 2023