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Hand Hooker

One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.
Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?

She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .
by Trudilicious December 31, 2023
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Dwarf Hand

Yoo yesterday i got dwarf hand from that fine shyt
by Cheeky breeky 285 May 10, 2025
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The Hand Man

In card games (ex. Poker, Uno, etc.), The Hand Man is the person who assumes he's got the best winning cards in his hand.

In business, The Hand Man or more commonly known as the Right-Hand Man, is a very important assistant who helps someone do a job.
Example 1, Card Games:
John: " Aw c'mon, my hand is so bad. Well I'm screwed."
Elliot: " Mine is manageable, I wonder who's The Hand Man."
Sarah: " This is an interesting hand..."
Amy: " You guys are so dead, I'm The Hand Man."

Example 2, Business:
Secretary John Wilkins' is The Hand Man of Vice President Elizabeth Fischbach.
by V the Mr. Poetry September 26, 2021
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hand-o-saurous

A new type of dinosaur discovered by researchers Elijah Kruse and Blake Sorenson. They discovered the fossils in southern Minnesota along the MN River while on a business trip. And yes, it is purposefully spelled wrong.
Did you see that new Hand-O-Saurous sculpture?
by GoebelBeast December 15, 2017
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shaking his own hand

"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."
by bigmacs November 30, 2013
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texas hand grip

Where you jerk a guy off and rub his balls at the same time.
Yeah I gave him a Texas Hand Grip
by Overtime Whore November 8, 2017
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