mouse shit

That annoying black crap that collects under your computer mouse (if you don't use a mouse pad.) What is it and where does it come from??

When my mouse isn't moving smoothly, I clean the mouse shit off the underside and it works much better.

by shutupbecky April 14, 2010

shit-chit

1) low-level, undefined chit-chat

2) pointless and/or irrelavent conversations of vague meaning (usually started by a shitchitter)

i dont wanna hear no more of ur shitchit

by looney December 29, 2003

shit meat

Shit meat is low quality meat, such as in a bowl of pho, or when one consumes pig feet, tendons and ligaments.

Yo, let's go grab a warm bowl of shit meat.

by bruno hakalugi November 29, 2013

santa shit

brown snow as a result of driving in it

hey dad, look, santa shit!

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs December 28, 2010

shit in the oatmeal

Pertains to really botching up a situation and/or the process of choking in a sports situation.

Tends to portray totally fucking up someone's blissful morning moments and can be followed with equally impressive screw-up scenarios -- however the act of finding a turd in one's oatmeal is the trigger-phrase.

What the hell was he thinking with that presentation?? Jesus-f'ing-christ, he really shit in the oatmeal this time -- and wiped his ass with the omellete!!

All they had to do was make 3 free-throws at the end of the game -- they really shit in the oatmeal that game.

by donkeykongdick January 15, 2008

Shit Smack

the act of putting feces and/or farting in your hand and smacking an individual in the face therefor making the person smell the ominous gases perfuming from your hand also leaving ones self to be smelling like shit for the rest of the day

the other day this kid tried to give me a rusty hook but before he could i gave him a shit smack

by punjabi--allahpraiser March 13, 2011

woohoo an shit

a sarcastic way of saying big fucking deal. no biggie.

P1: Oh i talked to henry today
P2: oh ya? woohoo and shit!

by jude-e December 4, 2001