National Grab Ass Day

On August 1st it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed

“Hey man did you know today is national grab ass day *grabs ass*”

by Kenz9 August 1, 2022

National Donkey Day

8 May 2024 - National Donkey Day. A day to celebrate a white donkey at Sondela Nature Reserve. Might be he's birth day or something. I just work here.

"Did you know it's National Donkey Day?"
"What is National Donkey Day?" "A Sondela thing."

by Rae. Potgieter May 8, 2024

national sket day

National sket day is on the 14th of September every year. This is the day lads say “Fuck you!” To all the skets that fucked them around. We’ve all experienced it.

“Hey Stacy, happy national sket day. Bitch”

by Millifelt.youprobablyknowme September 13, 2017

National smash day

Every May 31st couples or friends have to smash

“Babe it’s national smash day you wanna smash me?”

by Octokittylover836 May 18, 2025

National Grace Day

On June 11th it’s national grace day to celebrate all the graces in the world

Hey it’s June 11th did you know that’s national grace day

by Kingmero June 10, 2022

National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!

by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019

national janiyah day

a day where we all worship janiyah and give her praise. and tell her that shes pir bestfriend tf

hey isnt it national janiyah day

yea

there she goes

happy national janiyah day janiyah ur really that bitch

by thatgirlniya August 27, 2023