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life condiments

/līf ˈkändəm(ə)nts/

life con•di•ments

Definition: psychotropic drugs that are used sparingly
Friendly reminder that drugs don't have to be your whole life. They're best when you treat them as life condiments.
by TheTallestPsychonaut November 17, 2023
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The meaning of life

The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.
“Hey Jake, want to hear the meaning of life?”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”

Jake: “what”
by Fuzت November 17, 2023
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Half Life Multiplayer

place where everyone's playermodel was gman, and everybody loved it
by blackfuffo November 18, 2023
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level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person 1: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person 2: kys ni
by kisuuuuuu December 23, 2023
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bye ur life

bye ur life is like when your mad instead of saying fuck you you say bye ur life but not in a serious argument
gigi: mia lets go dance
mia: i don’t wanna dance rn
gigi: bye ur life
by fuckmybabydaddy December 24, 2023
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Real Life Fag

An antiquated descriptor employed for individuals who remain detached from the intricacies of internet culture, lexicon, subcultures, and etiquette. These individuals are immersed with Real Life, prioritizing avenues of socialization beyond the confines of the digital realm. dubbed as "Normies."

In the years where the internet has achieved widespread mainstream recognition, these digital nomenclatures have faded into obscurity. Ironically, the Zeitgeist has undergone such a shift, that the insult it once was is more to see as a compliment. Hence, "Go touch some grass" has emerged as a widely embraced as a insult by the people of the internet.
Ever thoud about you stop posting 24/7 about your Gundams on this website?

"How about you go offline instead real life fag, lol"
by Carl Metaltaku December 26, 2023
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Gacha life hater

“Fuck gacha life

“Yea!
I love gacha life haters we need more hero’s like them ”
by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023
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