on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

by Bailedx March 21, 2024

God

Craig

person 1: “yo is that god?”

person 2: “nah man it’s craig”

by GoogleButBetter May 15, 2022

God

The Higher being that needs to save UrbanDictionary

god needs to save this place

by Gerpsy November 24, 2021

God's poop

holy shit

Don't you think God's poop is holy?

Nah it's just holy shit, and earthquakes.

by Josefth3ripper December 2, 2024

oma god you suck

a guy that says anything he wants and sucks on everything hahaha you suck you idiot for not sucking on he's balls

look its that one guy that says oma god you suck

by hahahahahahshaahaha you suck December 10, 2021

199 ping god

Kikikatme, similar to the 200 ping god, imaqtkat, decimates decimates any competition despite his occasional high ping. He is the 199 ping god.

Kikikatme's penis is so large. He is indeed the 199 ping god.

by Moist Individual April 18, 2024

Meme God Complex

when someone thinks that they are the funniest and most memeable person on planet earth
some might even call themselves "living meme"

*discord massages*
Ranko343 is so goofy
dude legit has a meme god complex

by 00br March 31, 2023