Skip to main content

perceived coolness whore

The annoying individual who claims to be interested or expert in almost any topic that anybody else in a group refers to as cool, often to the extent that their involvement in so many activities and interests, or in a more oscure pursuit or fetish, may seem dubious.
"Hangliding looks cool" eliciting the response "Oh, I LOVE to hanglide, I'm an experienced hangliderist!"

or

"I have a friend who is into CBT" followed by "Ooo, CBT is the coolest - I do it all the time!" leading the original speaker to ask the perceived coolness whore to define CBT in semi-polite company.

At their worst, a perceived coolness whore might stumble, late, into a conversation about female contraceptives or male pattern baldness and, upon hearing a prescription drug name, will claim to have once done lines of the afore-mentioned drug off the back of a hooker at a Hollywood party.
by Anthony Sheppard July 31, 2006
mugGet the perceived coolness whore mug.

whore next door

The skank in a suburban neighborhood who chases after another woman's husband.
It was a great party until the whore next door showed up...uninvited!
by Ms. Sunshine July 26, 2008
mugGet the whore next door mug.

urban dictionary whores

People on urban dictionary that uses their name as a word and says a bunch of good stuff about the name for definition that obviously isn't true
Macy: omg did u look up Gina's name on urban dictionary??

Raven: totally, and it says "usually blonde with big boobs an sexy af" but we know that ain't true

Macy: it was probably made by some urban dictionary whore who's name is Gina and/or other urban dictionary whores
by the drax March 30, 2015
mugGet the urban dictionary whores mug.

Evil Whore Overload

is when one watches too many news reports showing women doing evil fucked up shit to men, women, babies, children, and baby otters.
Dude, I watched three back-to-back reports of women doing fucked up shit. The one bitch drowned her 12 kids. Another bitch killed her man because he didn't get her the right car. Fuck it, I've reached my evil whore overload.
by The Damage Dealing Meat Shield February 8, 2013
mugGet the Evil Whore Overload mug.

dinner whore avenger

(noun) One who has had enough of hoity-toity bitches who believe the "pleasure" of taking them to an expensive dinner is its own reward; to avenge all the blueballed men who paid for dinner and got none, this man will take a whore to an expensive meal and excuse himself to use the bathroom towards the end - but really leave that bitch with the tab and go elsewhere.
No, no, no! I have had enough of this shit! No more will we sit idly by as you worthless dinner whores play us for a free meal - either put out or pay my fucking bill! So says the dinner whore avenger!
by The Bald Head Assassin August 14, 2006
mugGet the dinner whore avenger mug.

Cilit Bang Whore

Someone who whores themselves out for Cilit Bang
Hi I'm Barry Scott and YOU are a Cilit Bang Whore!
by Adam Dangoor April 1, 2008
mugGet the Cilit Bang Whore mug.

Disney Channel Whore

Ex-starlets of Diseny Channel who can't have their minimal talent squizzed out of them anymore. Therefore, D.C. fires them, while the star spirals downward into whoredom, alcohol and drug abuse, and general eoic failness.
Lindsey Lohan

Hilary Duff

Many More

All are Disney Channel Whores.
Soon to include Miley Cyrus
by WhoresandSluts January 16, 2009
mugGet the Disney Channel Whore mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email