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The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. โŒ๐Ÿ’ผ

- NO bike. ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿป โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšฒ

- ONLY pay in twenties. โœ…๐Ÿ’ต
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.
If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.
by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022
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Pako <3

A Pako <3 is a lil pink dino plushie who helps you pull all the hoes

We stan Pako
Person one: omg is that a Pako <3
Person two: Yas
by hot_naked_guitars69 December 27, 2023
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King Raschaschere Jerryson 3.

King of Hearts.
The leader of our little cult.

Big dick and big heart.

Cunt.
โ€žBless our king Raschaschere Jerryson 3.โ€œ
โ€žBlesโ€œ
by Warawara July 17, 2025
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3

1. The number 3
2. Somones password
3. A number that looks like the letter e
1. I am 3 years old..now you kinda understand what I am saying right?
2. My password is not 3 I said IS NOT! *types in 3 as password in persons face they were talking to*
3.I keep typ3ing my "e" as a "3" and my "3" as a "e". Som3one help me. I am on e1e driv3.
by DictionaryIsLife November 23, 2019
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November 3

November second is the day all girls should wear shorts even though itโ€™s cold as fuck!
โ€œHey why arenโ€™t you wearing shorts itโ€™s November 3rd dumbassโ€
by Green43 November 2, 2019
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:3

Used by someone who wants to get brutally fucked all hours of the day, complete back scratching worthy sex.

:3 is used to make them look innocent, but deep down they have wild vulgar tendencies. Hope this helps! ๐Ÿฅฐ
Hehe :3
by Kuniko March 8, 2024
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PEGI 3

Given to games considered by PEGI suitable for all ages.

Violence - PEGI 3 games can only contain some violence in a comical text; comical violence.

Bad Language - Not suitable for games given this rating.

Discrimination - Not suitable for games given this rating.

Drugs - Not suitable for games given this rating.

Fear - Not suitable for games given this rating.

Gambling - Not suitable for games given this rating.

Horror - Not suitable for games given this rating.
Mike: Hey, you wanna play this game called Mario Kart 8 Deluxe?

Jack: Pfft... No! That's PEGI 3! I'd rather play Doom Eternal!

Mike: That's one player though!

Jack: Well at least it's got the PEGI 18 rating, that means it's epic.

Mike: You're 15, not even old enough to play it.

Jack: Well.. I'd get mildly used to it, so it's not a problem. Now go so I can play Doom Eternal!

Mike: Fine...

Jack: Wait! You're like 14... right?

Mike: Yes?

Jack: Just play a horror game. They're cool as well.

Mike: What horror games are there for me that aren't rated 16 or 18?

Jack: What kind of question is THAT? There's FNaF, Dark Deception, Bendy and The Ink Machine and some others.

Mike: Fine... goodbye.
by iamnotmyself April 24, 2022
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