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by anonymous November 1, 2020
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poop

Stuff that comes out of your ass. Usually brownish. Sometimes red and yellow. Comes in many types:
The Titanic poop:
A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.

The Giant poop:
A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.
"I just took a poop today"
"Poop is brown, mushy, and sometimes looks like a banana."
by Zap1300 August 11, 2021
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Poop

Poop is something that comes from your mouth. If you have to poop, you'll die in 2 minutes. LMAO
by Mayor naise August 13, 2017
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poop

damn i poopes
by nachobitch26 December 8, 2021
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Poop and Go

When a person is convincing another they will perform the act of coitus, but in return uses there facilities to perform a bowl movement, and upon finishing leaves the destination hastily.
Dam that girl comes in like we were gonna get it on, she took a dump and ran. She just got me with a Poop and Go
by Jackiepaper June 24, 2017
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The act of an elephant taking a diarrhea shit or a shart and it coming out of their trunk
I watched elephants pooping out of their trunks on www.elephantporn.com
by weenis boi 74 July 31, 2021
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Poop

John: ew there's poop on the floor
Ben: ewww wtfffff
by Applemoi November 7, 2018
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