Syrup foot job

A type of footjob given at a Denny's under a table by a girl who really likes you

Are you ready for a syrup foot job dear?

by Farbles May 27, 2024

Italian Foot Job

Like a normal foot job but with marinara.

Man that was a great Italian Foot Job, extra saucy

by Sl13pp3rs November 30, 2021

Ems job

An Ems job is a synonym to job town on the fire side. Ems job is used by ambulance drivers who were not able to become fireman and were forced to either work on private Ems or stuck on the ambulance rotation forever on the fire department. Ems job or jobs is used when the ambulance company takes a pounding during a 24 hour shift and gets no sleep and is backed up by reports.

Ems jobs for days, haven’t seen the starion in 12 hours and 12 reports behind .

by vuk322 November 30, 2021

job

always says ´that she that can´

he dropped a job.

by turin de krijger December 1, 2021

Bread Job

When you have sex with a girl that has a yeast infection.

Did you hear about Parker, he got a bread job from that one chick.

by Marslandrimjob December 2, 2021

Flop Job

When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag

“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”

by 30bones February 13, 2024

zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.

"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."

by SlangarangThang February 14, 2024