Evan didn't pull up his shirt when he went to go take a crap so it got all over his shirt. Now he's walking around with poop shirt.
by Meenuh April 15, 2014

person 1: i need to get new bedsheets
person 2: why?
person 1: i was poop clapping all over them last night
person 2: why?
person 1: i was poop clapping all over them last night
by bug juice October 23, 2023

a brown solid thing that floats in toilets and if you don't flush the toilet after doing one you will be known as DIGUSTANG to the world
"who forgot to flush the toilet after they've had a poop?"
"it wasn't me"
"well it was fricking one of yas, DISGUSTANG"
"it wasn't me"
"well it was fricking one of yas, DISGUSTANG"
by Pew pew pinaplz October 11, 2019

by Sexy Man 325 October 11, 2020

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.
Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.
by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021

by OutsideDaveDaGhost August 27, 2019
