When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.
by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022

Dying man seeing the gates of heaven:
"I can see the end of the horizon.....LAR??"
"it is i, the great lar tor n."
And lar tor n takes the dying man to the pearly gates of heaven.
"I can see the end of the horizon.....LAR??"
"it is i, the great lar tor n."
And lar tor n takes the dying man to the pearly gates of heaven.
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(v) A situation in which the male counterpart(s) cry profusely during sexual intercourse, frequently done whilst listening to overly emotional Maroon 5 music.
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