Amelia Syndrome

To say you have done or known someone to do everything, no matter how obscure or unlikely it is.

Person 1: Man, I'm pretty down today
Person 2: Why's that?
Person 1: I just got diagnosed with Diabetes, syphilis and lung cancer; all of which happened today.
Person 2: Fuckin a! I tell you what though, that happened to my cousin.
Person 1: Is that amelia syndrome flaring up again?

by Leyase January 20, 2009

Tactical Clancy Syndrome

After playing a tom clancy game for a long time you begin to act like a Navy Seal, call out tangos were there is nothing, and start yelling BANG, BANG, BANG!

After playing Rainbbow Six my tactical clancy syndrome began acting up and annoying the neighbors.

by The Real Tom Clancy August 3, 2008

couch potato syndrome

When someone has been a couch potato all day and as a result is groggy, grumpy and anti-social.

1: "She just sits on the couch all day and watches tv, whenever I try to talk to her she's short and rude."

2: "sounds to me like she has couch potato syndrome"

by barbiegirl_wicky wicky January 4, 2011

Dunning-Kruger Syndrome

Incompetent people who think they are intelligent, but are actually to incompetent to recognize they are are not.

as outlined in the Cornell research named after the professors who discovered it, the Dunning-Kruger Effect..

" incompetent people will:
tend to overestimate their own level of skill;
fail to recognize genuine skill in others;
fail to recognize the extremity of their inadequacy;
recognize and acknowledge their own previous lack of skill, if they are exposed to training for that skill."

Michelle Bachman has a severe case of Dunning-Kruger Syndrome. If only we have universal healthcare that poor woman could get help.

I know that Vice President Biden shows signs of Anaphylactic Agnitio, but I dont know if i would go as far as to say he has Dunning-Kruger Syndrome.

by Sirgay Yakspit March 2, 2014

Tumblr Down Syndrome

Tumblr Down Syndrome occurs when "edgy" teenage attention whores spend all their spare time on Tumblr.

Symptoms include:
1Feminazism
2Cutting ones own wrists in attempt to appear "edgy"
3Hating on cis white males
4Believing "cis" is an insult
5Writing shitty poetry

ie:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I want to kill myself.

6Listening to "obscure" bands such as mcr an 5sos
7Hating on one for having an opinion
8Creating cringey/cancerous fandoms
9Spewing bullshit via keyboard
10Pretending to be LGBT to appear "cooler"

Guy1: Hey ,You talk to that semi-gorgeous chick over there?
Guy2: Yeah, but it turns out she's got Tumblr Down Syndrome, you'll never get her.

by Ni11ioN June 10, 2016

Stinky Sack Syndrome

When your nutsack is so dirty/sweaty that you can smell the stench.

Edward had a bad case of stinky sack syndrome after playing Gamecube for 5 hours.

by Clickety Clack Productions October 18, 2008

Jessics Simpson Syndrome

A fake blonde who thinks that she is a famous celeb. She is not the sharpest tool in the box.

"Is tuna chicken or fish, the can says chicken of the sea so is it chicken or fish?"

on ordering buffalo wings, "I didn't know buffalos had wings"

by Hattie June 23, 2005