fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)

did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.

by PinTal January 5, 2024

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fat ass

Melody Anne wreaks cross

Melody Anne wreaks cross is a fat ass

by _shut_uo_you_ May 16, 2018

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Fat Stanly'd

Reneging on a job-offer after signing the acceptance letter

We got "Fat Stanly'd" by our latest new hire this morning. They were using our offer letter as leverage at their existing company.

by Swami Jack June 24, 2021

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Fat F

A form of reaction to a loss. The term originates from the “Press F To Pay Respects”, which is turned into the slang of someone saying “F”

“Dude, someone hacked my discord sever. Bruh, Fat F.”

by Multiplayr111 June 3, 2021

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Fat cunt

Normally a Mahoosive bitch loves spooons, big ones, just a general fat cunt who nobody likes.Apart from other fat cunts who share spoon obsessions.Fat crusty cunt.

Fat cunts love spoons

by Noname67890 February 26, 2019

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