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Jack-Off Plea

A Jack Off Plea (JOP) is what you beg your masturbation buddy to do -- "Ahhh ... don't stop, that feels sooo good, I'm almost there, I'm gonna cum soon, yes ... I feel my cumshot ... I'm cummming ... I'm having a cum-rush pleasure-gasm !!!".
Please ... my Jack-Off Plea right now is make me have a cum-rush pleasure-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
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break off some

Don't make me have to break u off sumthin'
by S_I_X aka Toine April 28, 2004
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Jack Off Jill

the pioneer band in female Gothic rock bands, jack off jill (joj) is the most likely inspiration for Kittie and perhaps even Otep. they disbanded a while back, with each member doing a few side projects. They have currently resurfaced as Scarling. That release is yet to come(Band Aid covers the Bullet Hole, released as vinyl, for now). JOJ only produced two albums...Clear Hearts Grey Flowers and Sexless Demons & Scars. these two albums were amazing, and can still be bought in a few places. All in all, JOJ is an amazing band that had much potential, and will most likely make a powerful comeback in their latest incarnation.
"Jack off Jill is an amazing female metal band"
by Cinnamon Spider July 10, 2003
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celebrity off season

when an actor/actress or celebrity is inbetween roles, etc. and isn't watching thier weight, where on ocassion they are exposed by the pavoratzi in tabloid pictures and thier reputation becomes tarnished for a short time.

Coined from the body building term off season describing a period of time in a year when body builders stop strict dieting to concentrate on strength training and bulking up.
"you see so and so on TMZ?"
"yeah it must be her celebrity off season"
by sherman3point0 August 4, 2009
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Gettin it cut off

When two women, of the lesbian variety, are performing the scissoring act on one and other, a male, preferably with a large penis lays flat beneath the two females and has his penis massaged by the two clashing females. This does not effect the male in a stimulating manner, but is more favored for bragging rights.
"I was lying there with a massive erection, when two chicks started scissoring on top of me. I totally was gettin it cut off.... It was awesome."
by The Cool Kids from Anchorage October 2, 2009
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Last off the train

A woman who has just finished participating in a gang bang.
Lindsey; I got really drunk last night and had a gang bang, oh my

Erica; oh, you were "Last Off the train" again.
by MsZee August 3, 2010
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Take it off the boil

To use when telling someone to calm down
John- I am so angry I think I'm going to explode!

Steve- Take it off the boil mate, it'll be alright
by lordofawesome May 12, 2009
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