National haircut day

The first day that all Americans are released from government quarantine (Corona virus pandemic of 2020) to go to a barber and get their haircut.

Look at everybody with hippie hair. I can't wait until National haircut day! 🇺🇸💇💇🏼 🌄

by JoeyBomm April 21, 2020

National Kamron Day

July 23rd. A day where people all around the nation gather to celebrate Kamron

What’s your favorite holiday?

Easily National Kamron day.

by tanaka minoru April 23, 2020

NATIONAL BERTRAM DAY

A day where we all celebrate Bertram the butler from jessie. He is a wonderful man

Hey! do you like Bertram?
Yes I Do!
Then Lets Celebrate National Bertram Day!

by DailyBertram October 24, 2020

National Shoplifting Day

July 22nd; the day where it's ok and encouraged to shoplift. Grab your bag and head to your nearest Walmart.

Jacob: "what day is it today?"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"

by chileanywaysso October 29, 2020

Alex’s bj day

All day blow job for 24th of February

Omg it’s the 24th of feb it’s Alex’s bj day

by This is me and only me November 8, 2020

Day 1 homie

A day 1 homie is a friend you had since forever

Don't do anything stupid your a day 1 homie

by fatty og March 26, 2017

National fern day

April 20th

"Hey it's national fern day! Let's congratulate fernie!"

by Cocksucker 420 April 7, 2017