Mammoth Meat

A game and social annoyance to try with coworkers on slow days or during lunch break. What meat would they eat? If they had a chance to try meat from a Wooly Mammoth, would they? If not what about a unicorn, or a blue whale, or a dinosaur, or a mermaid, or kraken. Get more and more outlandish until they yell at you

C: If wooly mammoths were brought back from extinction, would you eat mammoth meat?
A: No.
C: If unicorns existed, would you eat their meat?
A: No.
C: How about a blue whale?
A: I don’t like seafood
C: Mermaid?
A: I’m not a cannibal
C: The fish part.
A: No on seafood
C: Between that and Mammoth meat what would you have
A: Shut up

by anonymous August 23, 2025

meat pillar

A descriptive term for a erect penis, similar to a pork sword.

He buggered me senseless with his meat pillar, man was it meaty.

by meatpillarman October 6, 2017

meat snuggling

When the act of snuggling consists of vagina and a penis.

Ashley and Timothy were caught meat snuggling in the woodshed.

by ButteryPorcupine May 21, 2016

Infidel meat

The name given to bacon, pork, or other meat coming from a pig by people who cannot eat it due to religious reasons. See also infidellicious

Ehab : this is delicious what is it.
Paige : pork
Ehab : what the heck you fed me infidel meat
Paige : just kidding it's a turkey burger which is even worse.

by G10pmm October 30, 2015

Jerk meat

A attractive woman with a horrible personality

That some jerk meat over there

by Cumchef September 26, 2023

Meat Suck O'Clock

Approximately the time that you boutta get your meat sucked. Can be anytime of the day but preferably after midnight and before 6 AM.

Oh guys I gotta go, GF says its Meat Suck O'Clock.
*Exits to get bj*

by BB_HQ June 9, 2020

Meat statue

A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.

I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.

by EQuotationmark March 2, 2022