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by Elllllll December 8, 2019
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Dinoqesian Cat

A Dinoqesian cat; (dinn-oh-kee-jee-an);

is an Icelandic Cat that lives on grassy mountain tops whose purr is so loud and abstract that it mimics the Caw of a Bird. Because of similarities in sound, this cat often lures birds down on the mountain to prey upon for sustenance. Its look is similar to that of a Lion Cub with a soft brown coat of fur.
On my trip to Iceland, I saw a Dinoqesian Cat!
by social_anxierty December 4, 2021
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bacons cat

Usually referred to when things tend to barf everywhere specially at the beach.
The bacons cat is throwing up everywhere.
by Bacons cat April 16, 2022
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Karen the cat ninja

Someone who is raicist and lies and stirs stuff up with other comunitys and people tend to fall for what she does
Hey look its karen the cat ninja the person no one likes
by Troll destroyer May 22, 2022
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A local cat

A fat cat who hates water and can die by fire i guess and is a god and is very non special
i really wanna meet a A Local Cat
by I hate my life and want to die September 20, 2021
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Cat-bait

Cat-bait is a nickname used for stupid little simps,the people with the nickname Cat-bait are intelligent (still a simp) and i hope they get far in life (probably wont but oh well). They are funny and pretty,all i have to say 🚶 ♀️
Person 1: "Cat-bait whats hangin?"
Person 2 (cat-bait): "ur mom."
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Mall Cat

A female wrongly categorized into the order of Homo sapien ( it is in fact homo-americanus-very-retardus).
These females wrongly brought up by their neglecting parents are constantly linger inside and around mall's, mostly aimlessly wandering. A lot of times they emit a very loud and annoying mating call that some humans mistakenly identify as 'laughter', however, it is not. In fact, it is a mating call for the mall dogs, which are in the order of cockroachus-uncultured-pigus-americanus. Both of these animals frequent the mall, are extremely annoying, too loud, obnoxious, disrespectful and unintelligent. Their calling card is channel no5, 1 liter of diluted starbugs 'coffee' (instant cancerus-horsepissus). When startled, especially the black variants will resolve for their primal instincts, which are: anger tantrums, high pitched screaming, jaggy, irregular movements, and dark wizard chants, most commonly 'Watup ma nigga' 'Lesss go ma nigga'. When encountering these vile creatures dispose of them humanely or inhumanely by kicking them out of the mall, returning them to the hospitals in which they were born or deporting them to a designated wild life reserve known as Ethiopia.
Look at those girls! They're screaming, barely wearing anything, in their pajamas, wearing crocks!
Those aren't girls. They're mall cats. Brainless beings destined to wander the malls of America, annoying the happen-to passing by Europeans.
by CulturedEuropean May 8, 2023
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