Cat

Furry, sussy, little furballs of destruction and are designed to look so cute you are hypnotised my it's low-quality meow noise. The gif below is hypnosis at work.

Oh shit, it's a cat!

by Sussy gut May 15, 2023

Cat

A furry companion that will puke on your carpet at two in the morning but won’t pay rent and a bonus, knifes for feet

Friend: u good bro
Me: bitch my cat just gave me 50 battle scars

by Chris p bacon October 28, 2019

cats

An furry little potato.

Boy: Hey, do you like cats?
Boy2: I love cats. Give me a cat.

by anonymous October 7, 2023

Cat

Cat is an animal what can cep as a pet🐱🐱🐱

Cat are the best

by Savenneah May 8, 2020

Cat Paralysis

When your cat(s) sit on you in the most inconsiderate ways, but you just accept it because they silly billy monkey fishes.

Hey babe!! Can you grab my drink? I got da cat paralysis. Cheeto Margariti and Lucas Dacoco are sleeping on my foot.

by Updog9000 November 1, 2022

Cat

A pet that either hates you or loves you most of the time it's hate, most of the time it's hate but people have them as pets since there cute .

My cat loves me.

by Coral9 June 7, 2023

Weenier cat

A Big Black Hybrid between a cat and your fat as mom very scary.

The weenier cat sussly climbed big nig tree

by NoHomenigger October 6, 2023