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Skate 3

"Skate 3:A game that has nothing to do with actuall skateboarding"
-PewDiePie
by MeisterManos April 7, 2018
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the 3 little pigs

A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.
The 3 little pigs!

The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END
by AStrunkMan69 May 28, 2022
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Ask your crush out day 3

A day where you ask your crush out on July 25th
Alex: Hey, isnt it July 25th?
Karen: Yeah it is, why?
Alex: Well its Ask your crush out day 3, will you go out with me?
by 69696969420420420 July 25, 2020
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Number 3

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”
by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021
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Abbey :3

She is smart as hell in math and makes joke about people. she is a girl you never want to turn your back on or she will be MAD . When you have a girl named Abbey you make her feel like a good person and she will try and ignore annoying people.
Abbey :3 is smart as hell in math and makes joke about people
by Abbey :3 November 27, 2019
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Mo <3

A beautiful, pretty, nice, kind, wonderful, breath taking, understanding, comforting, loving girl. Who can make anyone fall in love with her with just her pretty smile
Him: "Oh look!- There's Mo!"
Them: "Oh she's so pretty. Pretty Pretty Mo <3"
by _.Platonic_ January 27, 2022
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