Shit Shovel

That person, usually a girl that scurrys around picking up little pieces of conversation and spreading shit about people that they picked up by eavesdropping on other peoples conversations.

Judy: Hey guys did you hear about Brian and Wendy?

Jake: Shut up you shit shovel.

by t.o028096 November 26, 2009

shit run

When you've held in a shit so long that you have to run to the bathroom and barely make it on the toilet.
May or may not involve bad cases of diarrhea.

"OMGG!! Get out da way!! I'M SHIT RUNIN'!!!!"

"Dude, my mom got mad at me when I shit ran to the bathroom while we were having 'serious discussion'."

"Oh damn, I think I'm gonna have to shit run soon!"

by -lexiie December 3, 2009

shit thrower

someone who throws shit at another person

damn he a shit thrower

by shit thrower May 15, 2014

shit on shibata

Used someone of Japanese origin to disrespect someone. Another term for go to hell or kiss my ass

"I really think you're a loser"
"Go shit on Shibata, asshole"

by shibata12 October 11, 2007

Shit Smack

the act of putting feces and/or farting in your hand and smacking an individual in the face therefor making the person smell the ominous gases perfuming from your hand also leaving ones self to be smelling like shit for the rest of the day

the other day this kid tried to give me a rusty hook but before he could i gave him a shit smack

by punjabi--allahpraiser March 13, 2011

annoying as shit

Annoying, as in, annoying. As, as in, as. Shit, as in, poop.

This shit is annoying as shit. Shiiiiit.

by Sassyphrass May 16, 2017

Platinum Shit

derived from "Golden Shit," this is when you fall asleep while you take a dump at work and during your work time so that you're not only being paid to take a dump, but a dump so long and relaxing that you fall asleep.

man, that comfort-food lunch killed me, as soon as we got back I took a platinum shit. now I'm ready to go home

by feeze fabrege September 2, 2010