John Harrolson

An incredibly horny man. Derived from the song "John Harrolson, John Harrolson" which tells the story of a perverted soldier.

Man 1: Hey, did that guy just cheat on a 10/10?
Man 2: Yeah, he's just a John Harrolson.

by Stonewallism November 5, 2018

Stuttering John

A difficult, short, drunken man; whose claim to fame is being featured on the Uncle Rico podcast.

"A little hobbit is outside yelling at the neighbor's house... it's Stuttering John."

by TheAstrocreeper☆ December 28, 2024

John Lam

Uploads leaked gifs of footage for Marvel films.

Yo, did you see the new Avengers leaked footage?

Yeah! It John Lam-ed onto the Internet!

by DatRandomExtra July 17, 2016

bubbly johns

a homemade bong made out of a water bottle

mon do bubbly johns in falls tn xx

by bigwilly42069 April 11, 2023

John

A John is your best friend with extras. You spend a lot of time together (nearly every chance you get), plan programs together, occasionally grab a beer or two and talk about important topics (like your mutual hatred for capitalism). He's fun, outgoing, intelligent and caring but also the biggest asshole you've ever met. Everyone thinks you two are together but they are completely wrong. It's a symbiotic relationship because both of you are an emotional wreckage.

Everyone should get a John for themselves.
Having a John is the best thing that happened to me in a while.

by silence wench February 13, 2022

John

John is a fat cunt that try’s to sell sweets at school he is blond and doesn’t get any girls at all. he sit and plays his computer all day. He sucks dick because he is gay. He is also really bad a shinty.

Hannah the prostitute and needed John for business and money

by Gamer_goat1987 October 23, 2019

John.

John is an amazing person who will never fail to make you happy, laugh, or smile. They have a fantastic taste in music and are usually dorks or nerds, but still awesome

person: whos that
person 1: oh thats just John.

by iiSilentFoxxowo July 22, 2019