Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.

Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.

by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013

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Pop

A disposable vape. Word typically used in South New Jersey.

Bro, Can I hit your pops?

by anonymous February 5, 2022

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Snatch crackle and pop

When you eat milk and cereal out of a girls vagina.

“We have just enough cereal to snatch crackle and pop tonight”

by 5n4tch December 15, 2022

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Popping off

To give up & exit the premises. Tyson Fury was in a sauna with Wladimir Klitschko and a few other sparring partners. Everyone around Fury and Klitschko started popping off leaving only Fury and Klitschko in the sauna.

Everyone around us started popping off

by Justarandomfella April 10, 2020

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snizzerdoodle-pop-rock

1) (adj/adv) a person who is very sneezy.
2) (n) a rock and roll cookie, much like a snickerdoodle but better.
3) (n) a variation of the game ookie cookie.
4) a snickerdoodle with pop rocks on top.

1) Tim is very snizzerdoodle-pop-rock today.
2) Hey, dude! Pass me a snizzerdoodle-pop-rock! Quit bogarting the snizzerdoodle-pop-rock!
3) a) get a snickerdoodle.
b) put on some Dragonforce.
c) gather sexually frustrated guys.
d) last person to spooge on cookie must eat the snizzerdoodle-pop-rock.
4) these snizzerdoodle-pop-rocks are amazing!

by DaRoostah August 4, 2008

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