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I know you are, but what am I?

A retort with profound implications. Pee Wee's greatest contribution to youth culture.
Person A: You smell bad.

Person B: There's this thing about a small squirrel and how nobody loves you. Hi-ya! Now that's what I call a verbal bitch-slap.

Person A: I know you are, but what am I?

Person B: Haha what a complete fail of a a comeback. It's like, your face is all red, and you can't come up with a comeback.

Person A: It made no sense, but therein lies the point. The notion that one needs to respond with a rehearsed "comeback" is inane. Your squirrel-centric comeback was also inane; it failed to address your abhorrent smell, it seemed to mistake randomness for wit (really a squirrel?), and the mere fact that you would use it as an example of a verbal bitch-slap is laughable, as it lacks slap. It is quite slap-less. I respond to inanity with inanity.

Person B: Well, "your" still a faggot. And now I'm going to win this by blowing your mind with an ounce of inverse-Descartian drivel.

Person A: Nooooooooooooooo
by wrongontheinternet October 21, 2010
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That's what Shi'i said

The Muslim variation of the phrase "that's what she said". It is used as a joke when someone accidently uses a sexually suggestive phrase. This is, of course, ironic, seeing as a devoted Muslim wouldn't use a phrase like "that's what shi'i said" anyway.
Abdul: That thing is huge!
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!

Abdul: Last night was awesome.
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!
by RammerJammer95 May 2, 2010
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Dude what are you doing?

A Philism most often used in blatantly obvious situations.
Phil: Dude what are you doing? (Said to man sitting on toilet conducting the butt orchestra)
Mistral: WTF I’m giving birth to a brown baby boy what’s it sound like?
by Hooter Hunter August 25, 2004
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on what?

Used to verify sincerity/truth. shortened version of questioning statements one might place on something dear to them. Like I bet on my mothers grave, I'm telling the truth.
Person #1: "I hit that shit last night!"

Person #2: "For Reals? On what?"
by Malaine September 22, 2005
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that's what Oscar said

A spin-off of "That's what she said," coined by Steve Carrell playing Michael from The Office, it is a term blurted loudly after someone says a phrase that you want to turn into a gay sex joke.
Joe "This one is too soft, I want a harder one"
Mark "That's what Oscar said!"
by m to the alachi November 27, 2010
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You did what to a hamburger?

Phrase used to respond with when you didn't quite hear all of a question posed to you.
Person 1: Did you hear <<something unintelligible>>?

Person 2: You did what to a hamburger?
by Schmee! November 18, 2011
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That's what Patrick said

A term used when somone says something that can be interperated as something sexual (usually gay). The same thing as that's what she said or that's what he said just diffrent.
Guy 1: AHRR! It's to BIG.
Guy 2: That's what Patrick said.

or

Guy 1: EWW, it's all sticky.
Guy 2: That's what Patrick said.
by Talk da Talk June 15, 2008
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