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Cereal Guy

A based Chad who is so cool and AWESOME. The most epic cringelord around
Isn't Cereal Guy so awesome?
by Cool Chad Based November 19, 2020
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guys with no arses

You know an Aidan Stainthorpe when you see one. Ugly guys with no arses.
by Unknowndudewithhugedoinks June 19, 2018
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The Family Guy

The man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV

But where are those good old-fashioned values...

On which we used to rely?!

Lucky there's the family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...

Laugh and cry!

He's our Family Guy!
by EpicGamerJues78 March 28, 2023
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Flaming Guy Fieri

This is a cocktail. Its one part Bacardi, one part Captain Morgan, one part pineapple juice, one part coconut milk, half part cholula, one part fire ball. Pour over ice, garnish with lame gas station sunglasses... For a frozen blended, use creme de coco instead of coconut milk, with a 151 floater lit on fire. Garnish with jersey shore chain.

flaming guy fieri; aka the dumpster fire; aka the singed visor; aka the peroxide blonde; aka the stanky goatee

credit: Javier Piquero
"hey man, give me a flaming guy fieri"
"oh, you never heard of that?"
"cool, its one part bacardi, one part captain morgan, one part pineapple, one part half part cholula, one part fire ball"
by PavierJiquero February 10, 2023
mugGet the Flaming Guy Fierimug.

Potato with a gui

How slow is your pc?

You know, its a potato with a gui
by Xkell July 11, 2019
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I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
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