Platinum Shit

derived from "Golden Shit," this is when you fall asleep while you take a dump at work and during your work time so that you're not only being paid to take a dump, but a dump so long and relaxing that you fall asleep.

man, that comfort-food lunch killed me, as soon as we got back I took a platinum shit. now I'm ready to go home

by feeze fabrege September 2, 2010

Shit Mace

The kind of shit that feels spikey and you are sure ripped you a larger asshole.

Ow, my ass hurts so bad! I just crapped a Shit Mace.

by FubarGOB September 21, 2010

shit-chit

1) low-level, undefined chit-chat

2) pointless and/or irrelavent conversations of vague meaning (usually started by a shitchitter)

i dont wanna hear no more of ur shitchit

by looney December 29, 2003

shit-shamed

When some guy shits in a public bathroom stall and somebody else starts to call him out.

"I totally shit-shamed that dude, it was smelling so bad. He will never do it again.

by xstrawarot June 3, 2018

shit dreads

when you take a steamy poop and dont wipe, the left over shit dries up on your ass hair giving your ringhole a nice set of dreads. Also known as shit dags.

Daniel: Dude, did you see the dags that Zag had when he Brown-eyed us!?

Cam: Yeah, those Shit Dreads looked like a funnel web spider was trying to crawl out of his asshole, he really needs to wipe better.

by glock15 April 13, 2011

screw that shit

Screw that shit...is in reply to a demost ration of an act, a reaction to disrespect, or disgust

How can that be....you what....screw that shit. ...I am not acceptin that

by AngVaz24 June 9, 2016

shit stroll

A song that Against Me! will never play live, fucking bastards.

"Play shit stroll!"

"Why aren't you playing shit stroll?"

by dbdbdbd January 8, 2009