The Brown eye blues is the condition caused by getting pounded in the rectum/anus/asshole too hard which leads to blue and black bruised butthole. Often times is caused by or is a result of butt rape and butt vikings are notorious for causing this condition.
Look at Willie trying to walk. HAHAHA he cant because he was in jail last night and now he has the Brown eye blues
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Get the Brown eye blues mug.A sexual act in which someone poops into their hand and then massages their partners penis in a violent twisting motion, as if they were trying to turn the knob of a locked door.
Person A: "Wow, that was the best brown door knob I ever had! Next time can you stick your house key into my dick?"
Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"
Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."
Person B: "Oh...I see.."
Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"
Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."
Person B: "Oh...I see.."
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Will Ferrel was so determined to be a movie whore all his life that he gave himself a brown bag lunch just to get the part of the drummer in the Red Hot Chili Peppers movie.
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"I'll have the sparkeling brown wine."
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