half witted gorilla

my brother is a half witted gorilla
by *** November 18, 2003
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Jehovah's Witnesses Zone

A long stretch of houses (at least one block) without any Christmas lights, the absence of which suggests the possibility of there being a large concentration of Jehovah's Witnesses living in that area.
Person 1: Do you want to drive down that street?

Person 2: Nah, nobody has any lights up; must be a Jehovah's Witnesses Zone.
by Danny Mew December 24, 2011
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fo sho wit it

Being, or feeling the act of sureity, control, and fo'sho'ness in general
Man im fo sho wit it, dont make me pop my trunk and show it.
by Whopper G May 09, 2005
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Wit-shitter

That small Country city in the middle of nowhere, Somewhere around South Central Kansas Referred to on the map as Wichita
Oh great we are moving to Wit-shitter
by Jellyphant July 28, 2003
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Gay Sex and A Witness

When two dudes are both fucking one girl at the same time. Like a devil's three-way but with a twist. A third guy is always somewhere in the corner trying to bust a nut because he didn't get a go. At the end of the day who is the real Witness.
"Gay Sex and A Witness, What did you expect you were getting yourself into"
by Latte Imagine Wagons November 07, 2019
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Get dealt wit

To get messed up, to get finished; fucked up.
by Jon13N December 19, 2016
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Urgh, the Wits bus!

Skye failed his exam. Urgh, the Wits bus!

I have to study, urgh the wits bus!
by Queer Einstein October 16, 2019
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