Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.

Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.

by October 14, 2020

wiener nugget

A small little boy about the size of a parking cone, with a peanut shaped head, and no hair.

That little boy is such a wiener nugget!

by Jristau August 16, 2021

pickled wiener

When a man goes without bathing for over a month and his penis smells like it's been pickled.

Visible identifiers of a pickled wiener would include clumps of smegma sticking out of the foreskin, flies, and ingrown hairs.

"I'm not giving you head until you wash that pickled wiener between your legs"

by TheSlyfoxninja August 03, 2023

wiener neck

When the back of an individuals neck, usually a FAT MAN, looks like a pack of Oscar Meyer Weiners.

Look at the wiener neck on that guy, looks like he's hiding a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners on the back of his neck.

by SheAteTheWholeApple December 11, 2014

clever wiener

The ability to effectively hide a boner. Can also be used by a girl to describe a guy who is good at sex.

Girl 1: so how was it? girl 2: Great! he had quite the clever wiener.

by disturbed cake April 29, 2016

clever wiener

A man that knows how to use his penis. And knows how to hide a boner . A term a girl would use during fun times.

"My friend had a boner and the hot girl didn't even know, such a clever wiener.

by disturbed cake April 29, 2016

Wiener Dip

Your pecker splashes in the toilet while pooping.

Kyle the eskimo wiener dipped while taking a morning crap.

by Captain Capsized October 17, 2016