walrus

fat animal or insult to fat kid.

you are a walrus. the zish ate a walrus.

by AJAX 33 April 8, 2020

Walrus

A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.

Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.

by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022

Walrus

A glorious creature blessed by god herself

Usually named Larry

Larry: Phish Walrus

Everyone: Let's get married

Larry: Ima marry ur mom

by n_u_m_l_o_k April 26, 2022

walrus

To grind on, or dry hump someone as if you were a walrus rolling down onto a mate.

Walrus me baby
Ben walrused me in bed yesterday
I love walrusing other people

by kenna_christie June 26, 2016

To walrus

To lay lazily, preferably with friend(s); to snack hard or eat large quantities of food and binge watch shows, often while under the influence of herbs

Tay and I love to walrus all day; we can't stop eating snacks and we haven't moved from this couch in hours, we are walrusing hard, and the dog really needs a walk.

by PNWtater May 21, 2020

Angry walrus

When you're getting head and about to cum so you shove her head down unexpectedly so that cum shoots out her nostrils making her look like a angry walrus.

I gave Gabby a angry walrus last night and she made me sleep on the couch

by Sickplumb September 18, 2019