The negative health condition that occurs when one person spends too much time inside a Walmart Superstore.
While Chris was shopping in Walmart, he was antsy and disgusted with myself as he began to suffer a case of the Walmartitis
by pseudonymic_account September 02, 2013
When a keyboard warrior condescendingly suggests that participating in democracy is lazy or näive, and that the real way to enact meaningful change in the world is to commit some act of righteous political violence, and then goes on to do no such terroristic act, opting instead to continue to participate in more internet flame wars. Used by edgy teens and armchair anarchists to prove how cool and woke they are.
Pioneered by Twitter user @LinkofSunshine (Display name "Basil")
Pioneered by Twitter user @LinkofSunshine (Display name "Basil")
Natalie keeps saying that "Voting for any candidate is submitting to a broken system" and "What we need is revolution!", but she's just window shopping at Basil's Walmart.
by WarWeasel August 29, 2024
old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that
by yur 6th grade friend February 10, 2019
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by Kdultimategaming May 16, 2022
Literally not the cutest person ever. Anyone who says otherwise is automatically saying no other human has ever existed. I know what you're thinking, and no I did not write this to prove a point. This is officially written by the legend-dairy John Decengre III of New Jersey.
To the person reading this (yes this actually has a purpose),
No need for any further explanation, you're officially ruled cuter by the public, judge, and jury. I rest my case. ;)
-Eefin (Walmart Edition)
No need for any further explanation, you're officially ruled cuter by the public, judge, and jury. I rest my case. ;)
-Eefin (Walmart Edition)
by Eefin (Walmart Edition) March 23, 2021