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douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.
I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.
by thedopefairy November 24, 2014
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Twinkie

An American snack cake made by little Debbie, Capable of clogging any mere mans arteries for a tremendous amount of time.
Hey mom, where’s Jamie?
Oh he ate some Twinkie’s,
Oh.
by Walnut TM June 4, 2020
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Twinkie

The act of having a first sex, which ends after 25 seconds, then unleashing all your load into the girl, just because it feels good and you wanted her to look like a filled up twinkie.
"I'm becoming a father..."
"What happened?"
"I fucked her over the bench and gave her a twinkie!"
"WHAT?"
by im the shit master February 7, 2018
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Poor man’s Twinkie

A sexual activity whereby the male participant inserts a hoagie roll into the female participants pussy. After insertion, the male then drills his prick thru the hoagie roll female assembly creating a hole. They then fuck as normal until the male cums inside the roll. The male then removes the roll and proceeds to feed it to the female.
Last night my bitch got hungry but all we had were hoagie rolls, so I gave her the good ol poor man’s Twinkie.
by Biganchokeyuh September 15, 2023
mugGet the Poor man’s Twinkiemug.

twinkie

by Isub2everyytchanelisee:3 October 27, 2022
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twinkies

“TWINKIES!!!” “khloe?”
by anonymous January 17, 2024
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Twinkie

Someone who looks like they are somewhat fat and out of shape, similar to the form of a twinkie
Friend 1: this is the picture of the guy that threw a rock at my friend's head
Friend 2: mf looks built like a Twinkie
by ProbablyADegenerate April 9, 2021
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