Hot ass oil treatment

Pissing hot ass lava

Joel had unprotected sex with Keisha on the first Saturday of October two weeks later he was pissing an hot ass oil treatment from his urethra

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

Hardware store treatment

This is where you pull out your tool, nut and bolt.

The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.

I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!

by Richter Ass December 13, 2023

The Renn Treatment

The act of bombing a Subathon with subscriptions in order to keep a streamer live longer than predicted or reasonable.

"Did you see how Moon got The Renn Treatment, she was on for like 6 months."

by WindyApples January 20, 2024

The mileven treatment

When a canon ship gets in the way of a fanon ship with an intense fanbase, and is overhated because of it. Bonus points if the fandom of the fanon ship directs most of their hate towards a girl in the canon ship.

Stan 1: “I like this cute canon ship, but its so hard to enjoy when there’s always antis in my ear saying it’s toxic”
Stan 2: “that’s so annoying. Why are there antis?
Stan 1: “Because they ship a character from my ship with another character”
Stan 2: “your ship is totally getting the mileven treatment!”

by lovehändel November 14, 2023

The bagel treatment

To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel

That baddy be lookin fine. Imma give her the bagel treatment

by FenTheGoat December 9, 2023

The Jayson treatment

The Jayson treatment is very similar to the “ Canon event “. Here, it means that you get into a relationship but your partner comes put as gay. Every. Time.

“ Hey, my girlfriend told me she is a lesbian. “
- “ He got the jayson treatment… “

by P2nk February 17, 2024

Velvet Rope Treatment

When a person with no teeth gives another person oral sex.

That girl took out her dentures and gave me the velvet rope treatment.

by Native Son March 26, 2024