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Traffic management

Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!
1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”

2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management
by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020
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traffik

is a guy full of drugs but who can pullup you if he wants. he's in prison now, type freetraffik with an ashtag on your instagram story to support this dude.
hey, today's good day for #freetraffik
yeah, traffik is good boi despite of doing drugs
by giulia___ April 23, 2020
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Trafficaca

that Trafficaca was i ever saw!!
by trafficaca May 2, 2020
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Traffic Cone

A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.

With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
by ReferToMedics May 30, 2020
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Traffic Vulture

British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.
Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!
by Hugh Woat Meigh November 16, 2020
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Traffic ass

When you eat too much McDonald’s and your ass gets clogged.
Topher got a huge traffic ass the other day.
by Chickenflucker69420 January 29, 2021
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Trafficunt

This trafficunt cut me off in traffic!
by 4realazitgits March 26, 2021
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