Goose Cream Soap (noun)
1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.
2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.
**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.
2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.
**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”
Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
by LittlestB90 May 13, 2025
Get the Goose cream soapmug. Someone with whom you have a strong sexual attraction and level of sexual interaction, but that you generally don't get along with otherwise. Someone who is largely incompatible with you in every way other than sexual. A very casual sexual partner
Jill and Thomas don't like each other, but they enjoy having sex with each other, so they are considered soaps.
See: Soaping, Soaper
Jill and Thomas don't like each other, but they enjoy having sex with each other, so they are considered soaps.
See: Soaping, Soaper
Person A: Are you inviting Jackson to hangout with us?
Person B: Nah, him and I don't get along, he's just a soap.
Person A: Ohh I didn't realize you two were soaps
Person B: Yeah we've been soaping for months now.
Person B: Nah, him and I don't get along, he's just a soap.
Person A: Ohh I didn't realize you two were soaps
Person B: Yeah we've been soaping for months now.
by Snoman Melting January 19, 2023
Get the Soapmug. by T4Y March 30, 2022
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Get the soap bottlemug. The stuff that is used to cleanse your body. Soap cleanses the deep untouched crevasses of your body that are dirty. Some people say soap is unnecessary, but it is if you want to have any relationships at all. Without soap the world would be an awful place with B. O. and everyday life would constantly be ripe.
Tyrone: Man did you use soap? Because you my friend are ripe.
Sally: No, I did not soap is useless.
Tyrone: FALSE!!!!
Sally: No, I did not soap is useless.
Tyrone: FALSE!!!!
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Get the SOAPmug. maddy0.0.soap Is the best person TikTok could ever have. She comments on a lot of videos and is everyone’s funniest mutual. She deserves to have over 1 trillion followers. She’s very interactive with her mootie wooties bow down to her.
by okidc111 July 29, 2021
Get the maddy0.0.soapmug. by Soappyy December 26, 2019
Get the Dare Soapmug.