Soapness

The soap I wash my ass with.

This water is so soapness coded!

by 2hndkalgg November 5, 2023

Soap scrubbing

The act of beating your meat with a bar of soap, shoving some up your anus, beating your meat with it again, then rubbing the soap on your face.

Christian took a bar of soap and started soap scrubbing in the shower

by Xylophone lover. June 12, 2025

Soap

A derogatory word to describe an imaginary British male adolescent from the Berkshire; in 2020 the term was coopted by the alt-right in the United States to demean someone who follows basic hygienic practices such as washing their hands to avoid contacting the coronavirus.

Walmart Employee: Sir could you please wear a mask inside the store
Man in a plaid vest: THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON FREEDOM YOU ***** **** ****** SOAP

by PutYourNeckIntoIt November 10, 2020

Soap n stroke

To soap n stroke, is to get your partner in the shower. then fling soap in their eyes. While their disorientated start to fondle them aggressively.

Example: friend. "Why are Tyler's eyes so red?" Sam. "tyler was taking a shower, so I hoped in and gave him the old "soap n stroke

by Dickfarted May 10, 2024

That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

a bar of soap

The term "a bar of soap" is an expression used to describe an individual who is very fickle; you can never keep hold of them for very long without them slipping out of your hands. Typically given for a person who is overtly avoidant.

Henry's always changing his mind last minute, he's such a bar of soap.

by sgrove88888 September 8, 2025

Soap

Something you drop in the jail shower if you want to have a good time.

Nick: Hey Liam, I dropped the soap in the shower and John cleaned my ass.

Liam: Well that's something.

by AntiVenom March 10, 2012